How to Hijack America in Three Simple Steps

We’ve already been hijacked so this won’t help the communists, but it could help America!

Step 1: Hijack the Monetary System

Money may not be able to buy happiness and love, but it’ll buy pretty much everything else. With money, you can buy a home, support a family, and live a good life. With a bit more money, you can buy big boats and planes, small islands, and…